Date: July 3, 2012 8:38:12 PM EDT
Subject: Ramblings from the bunker

Questions, observations. . . but no answers. (there are never any answers)

Question. If you were really, really hungry and had limited foodstuffs on hand, which would you pick? Pungent or rancid? (sorry about the lack of voting buttons)

Observation. The rate at which mold grows on bread is directly proportionate to the storage temperature of said loaf. The good news is, if I get some kind of funky infection, I can whip up some penicillin. I'm sure there's an app for that.

Question. Does anyone have a simple, yet elegant recipe for 'mockingbird'?

Observation. Two month old shredded mozzarella can grow moldy while packed in ice. Who knew?

Question. Can darkness descend on hell, or is that redundant?